I'm trapped

I have been trapped in this basement for 30 years, I'm dying, there are no more rats for me to kill. My body is eating itself I am writing for the hope someone sees this and gets me out of this basement I am dying
I'm trapped and I have been trying to get out for 15 years I am hoping and praying for God to let me out pray for me whoever sees this I am no longer able to drink my pee I am dying I ran out of food 5 days ago
by Imbored9876 September 27, 2023
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I'm just writing this so hopefully, someone will put this on a mug or cup
I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill
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I'm a fish in the sea

Staying neutral. Saying that you stay out of the current situation and that it has got nothing to do with you.
X: "Why do you always mind my business?!"
Y: "It's because I'm getting annoyed of your stupid density!"
Z: "I'm a fish in the sea (smart)."
by Hatake Kakashi's relative January 16, 2015
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I'm like Poncio Pilates

On the bible there is a passagein Mattew that tells a episode from the Judgement of jesus Christ :
Pilate Washes his Hands
23“Why?” asked Pilate. “What has He done wrong?” But they shouted all the louder, “Crucify Him!” 24When Pilate saw that he was accomplishing nothing, but that instead a riot was breaking out, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s blood, he said. “You shall bear the responsibility.” 25All the people answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”…
So, in another words as well as pilatos did an said we can see by the context that he was with tied hands ,we can use the name of him to explain that we are with Tied hands too so ,instead of sayin' " i can't do that ",i'm with tied hands "or i'm unable this moment ",we can use another form of sayin' : 'I'm like Poncio pilates ". it is good for those that understand the bible .
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i'm forming my own cloud

a meme from 2024 but it was a trend in 2020
Guy 1: Have you seen this trend in 2020!? It's so fuckin' funny!

Guy 2: No, let's see it then.

I'm forming my own cloud..🥺

Guy 1: LMFAO THIS IS SO CRINGE

Guy 2: What the fuck?
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I'm McFuckin it

When you don’t give a fuck but in McDonald
Ur mom:*exists*
Ronald McDonald:I'm McFuckin it
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I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
by boreddude99 April 07, 2023
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