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bro-almighty

bro-almighty is the leader of a pack of bros. He only drinks american beer and bathes daily in old spice. He doesn't handle light work, like bouncers or hoes. That's only for common bros. Bro-Almighty deserves only the highest respect.
Example: George Washington was a bro-almighty.
by Bearded Wisdom January 30, 2014
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Side bro

The male equivalent of a side hoe.

A guy you're going to pound town with on the side that your boyfriend doesn't know about.
Ugh I'm so sad that my boyfriend is out of town...time to call my side bro and get that D
by Trapbabe123 July 11, 2017
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BBQ Bro

Guys who prudently pretend to know how to BBQ but really just love handling each others meat.
Cam and Matt get totally matt-arsed, buck naked and did that BBQ Bro thing. It wasn't gay. It was just two guys (Cam and Matt) naked in a spa with silicon coated tongs.
by Nick your stuff February 22, 2019
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Avant-bro

An individual who studies how to be 'next-level' for the purpose of being popular as opposed to ACCIDENTALLY struggling with solutions to make everything better for self and all that acknowledges self.

An avant-bro might also prefer to watch television/internet, do expensive drugs, drink, play drinking games, listen to brostep, talk about girls that are only interested in repeating information & their own bodies, shit talking/making fun of people as opposed to getting into some creative activity that no one's ever understood before.
"I paid $xx,xxx.xxx for my imagination so I could be an avant-bro, spend my parents money and not have any interests outside of socializing."
by 185668232 July 9, 2012
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tribe bros

A group of gay people that bond together so that they are socially excepted
Me and my tribe bros are so gay together!
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Bro site

A website for bros.
battlecam.com is such a bro site
by fuckclown312 March 4, 2011
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Bro-ner

n: A figurative erection one gets from spending time with their good friend(s). Usually a sign of great respect and admiration. What makes a bro-ner different from a boner is that there is no limit to the size of a bro-ner. Bro-ners can increase with time (see example 2) and may never leave, even after the bro is gone.

A bro-ner can exist among females, but mostly exists within guy-to-guy or guy-to-girl relationships.
1. After spending several lunches together, Justin realized he had a bro-ner for Gabby, and that they weren't so different, after all.
2. Gabby's bro-ner for Spencer had been there since first grade when they met. It increased when they realized they had the same birthday.
by DJ. G93 March 11, 2011
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