lie sexual

Bitches who say they're bisexual but won't kiss the same gender

She's such a lie sexual, she actually told me she's into all genders but she'd never kiss the same sex

by Your average cancel culture August 25, 2021

Fogerty Sexual

When someone is attracted to musician John Fogerty only and can't find anyone else that makes them feel the way he does. This also means they will remain single their whole life because they will never meet / fall in love with him.

Lisa: "Why don't you have a boyfriend yet? You've been single for years."
Joyce: "Because I am Fogerty Sexual."

by brisus_christ December 10, 2023

Non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship

Non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship (n): a raw, untamed bond of absolute respect, trust, and loyalty between two individuals, void of any for their romantic partners.

Their non-sexual abuse-inducing bromanceship was so unhinged that they'd die for each other without hesitation; yet, ask them to hold the door open for their girlfriends, and they’d look at you like you just asked them to sacrifice their first-borns.

by DentheGodKing February 23, 2025

Creepy Sexual

To be creepy sexual.

Woah man Bryan is creepy sexual.

by Nigger? March 13, 2009

flower-sexual

Someone who is really into flowers and their different parts, and I mean really into flowers... like really really into flowers.

Jim: Hey man why are you drooling?
Shawn: Look at that stem... and the pedals.. god damn im in a rut right now... I think ima flower-sexual

by SilkySand January 13, 2023

Sexual Toolbelt

A series of useful tactics or methods that a person uses in pursuit of or during sexual activity.

"Hey Greg, whatcha thinking about?"
"Well Tom, on this fine day I'm thinking about grabbin' my girl's thighs and picking her up by them while I eat her out."
"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw Gregory, does she like it?"
"I'd say so. It's something I like to keep in my sexual toolbelt."

by Wellfuckmewithachainsaw September 14, 2018

Quad-sexual

A person who's sexual preference involves Males, Females, 4th dimensional beings and underages automobiles.

"Yo did you see that chick screwing that Toyota just then?"

"Yeah I have also seen her messing with 4 th dimensional beings."

"Huh, she might just be Quad-sexual"

by Blowboy6969420xD June 6, 2017