by Robyn Whatley February 13, 2008
Get the Mexican jumping crack mug.The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.
Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.
by paulypizza November 10, 2012
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by PhillipD33zNutZ June 6, 2018
Get the mexican tequila sunrise mug.The Mexican butt plug is a fairly easy sex position. It is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis, and then stuffs it into another persons anus.
by tbruno87 August 6, 2016
Get the mexican butt plug mug.A traditional Mexican event where they line up during an erection and sprint into a large window to break with their cock
by Big John!! April 26, 2021
Get the Mexican window-fuck mug.An alternative name for a shovel.
The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.
Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.
Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
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by DitchDigger420 September 26, 2011
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by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011
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