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Mexican jumping crack

crack that jumps out of your pipe or bowl.
`I tried to smoke it, but the mexican jumping crack jumped out of my stem.
by Robyn Whatley February 13, 2008
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Mexican Hit & run

When you and a Mexican friend pull up in a heavy pickup blasting loud Mexican music, and pulling two white bitches from Starbucks, and taking them in the middle of nowhere to fuck. After the session, you and your friend drive away blasting the loud Mexican music and leave behind the white bitches and you and your friend's shirts.
Nicole and Amanda had no idea where they were after Juan and Jose pulled of the classical Mexican Hit & Run.
by Datmex26 September 11, 2014
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Mexican Frito Bath

When a Mexican dude is so drunk he vomits in his buddies lap
Juan couldn't take the bumpy pickup truck ride over the border anymore, and leaned over and gave Jose a Mexican Frito Bath
by CoonTastic May 20, 2015
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Mexican Speed Bag

When your girl works your ball sack with both fists like a speed bag at the gym all whilst you sing the popular Mexican song Cielito lindo otherwise known as the Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay song at the top of your lungs.
Sonja was beating Carl’s balls good as he loves a Mexican speed bag.

Through the thin walls of his apartment, the sounds of Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Canta y no llores could be heard.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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mexican butt plug

The Mexican butt plug is a fairly easy sex position. It is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis, and then stuffs it into another persons anus.
Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Mexican butt plug.
by tbruno87 August 6, 2016
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Mexican Turn Table

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.
Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.
by paulypizza November 10, 2012
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Mexican Food Perfume

How your cloths smell when you come out of a Mexican Food Restaurant.
Hey man, do you have "BO" or do you have Mexican Food Perfume?
by Leaddog January 17, 2012
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