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Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms
“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering
by Thebreakfastclub17 January 29, 2022
mugGet the Hair mongeringmug.

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.
When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."
by Christywood90 July 24, 2024
mugGet the colon hairmug.

HAND ON HAIR

e.g josh put his hand on hair for a snapchat selfie
by hoemama852 June 9, 2022
mugGet the HAND ON HAIRmug.

Nigerian nipple hair

A term used by the whippersnappers friend group that will be cherished for life.
by Whippersnappers friend November 1, 2019
mugGet the Nigerian nipple hairmug.

TP hair

Not to be confused with a mohawk, TP hair is when a man (or butch woman) styles their hair in such a fashion that all hair comes to a point in the middle, causing it to resemble a Native American hut.
Check out Dallas. I can't believe he goes out into public with TP hair.
by tcufrog08 August 15, 2008
mugGet the TP hairmug.

Black Hair Dysmorphia

The constant feeling that your hair is not black enough, even after only dying it recently.
“Why are you dying your black hair black? You must have black hair dysmorphia
by Captainbirdseyecreampie October 13, 2023
mugGet the Black Hair Dysmorphiamug.

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