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hide and fuck

Playing hide and seek - naked version. Whoever you find you have to fuck.
Joe: Let's play hide and fuck.
Amy: Ok sure

Joe: Ready or not I'm coming
Amy: Me too!
by Downtown wtf June 10, 2009
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grease fuck

"Grease Fuck" or "Greasefuck"
1. Someone who intakes a large amount of grease in one day, in the form of Fast Food, etc.

2. Generally Unclean, and out of shape.
raven: boxybrown ordered 10 tacos at taco bell tonight, then ate my leftovers.

carn: whoa, what a grease fuck
by carnstar January 8, 2008
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strong as fuck

contains a nuclear fusion power of 7 seven mile islands in ones biceps
by McHail February 28, 2009
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Fucking Egg

An insult for someone that is an idiot.
"Hey you know that kid Joe? Yeah he's a fucking egg."
by Boomer the legend May 14, 2018
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Fuck Off

"Fuck off." It's such a lovely pair of words! And it's international. I don't care where you are - if somebody's fuckin' with your bags in Lhasa Airport in Tibet and he's got a shaven head and saffron clothes on and you say "hey, fuck off!", he knows *exactly* what you mean. Exact - he will fuck off. Off he will fuck! 'Fuck off' doesn't mean 'go away.' 'Fuck off' means 'fuck... *off.*' And everybody feels what it means, nobody can write it down. There is no English equivalent for 'fuck off,' because... it *is* English, 'fuck off.' You know? And English expressions don't have English equivalents, they fuckin' *are*, ya know?

~ Billy Connoly
Bob: "Hey I'm going through your stuff."
Bill: "Fuck off!"
by Rising Pepsi December 24, 2010
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media-fuck

n.
a) An instance where the media has led an individual to believe strongly in something entirely wrong or irrelevant.
b) When the media convinces someone to do something beyond the realm of common-sense.

v.
Using the media to counteract people's common sense and make them believe in things they shouldn't.
Did you hear about the media-fuck where a kid tried to copy Jackass and got anally violated by a chainsaw?

99% of Americans are victimized by media-fuck each year.

Oh man, he actually thinks intelligent design is a valid scientific theory? He got media-fucked up the ass.
by Brad Alexander April 24, 2006
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What-The-Fuckness

A feeling, or moment, of extreme awe, disbelief, shock, and/or randomness.
Could be used as an Adjective or a noun.
1. Being so shocked your mind is just thinking "What the fuck".
2. Not believing that you have actually done something that is this amazing and/or someone else did.
3.Blank mind.
4. Something happenes very very very unexpectedly that leaves a lingering presence of "What-The-Fuckness"
by AnimeanomalyandTabbs May 26, 2010
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