Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

Gluten free

Eternal pain, suffering and dehydration

Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul

by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!

A phrase used by pro-Palestinians to call for a free Palestine, because Isnotreal is illegally occupying Palestine and oppressing the innocent Palestinians.

Person 1: Free Palestine! :3

Person 2: From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!

by theurbandictionarier February 21, 2024

Free Ballen

Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).

“Ey bru, you free ballen tonight?”
“Slicing n Dicin’ my brutha. Straight clean like Tide, Son”

by MisAnthroPissed September 22, 2023

free gift with purchase

A slutty person who has an STD

She's like a free gift with purchase. She is such a whore and probably has something

by Duke diggler July 3, 2021

Free Diddy

A form of neologism used to described the want to free a Gen Z celebrity known as "Puff Daddy" or "P Diddy." He has done treacherous acts such as igniting Kid Cudi's car and being labeled as a pedophile. While not behind bars, some in this generation want is charged to be knocked off of his person.

Gosh, I really wish they would Free Diddy, he didn't do anything bad to Kid Cudi's car and those kids he so called "touched" don't even exist. Puff Daddy should have a clean slate!

by WermTerm June 24, 2024

national free head day

this takes place on November 18 where your gf has to give you free head

guy: hey it’s national free head day girl: oh yeah proceeds to give the best head ever

by james992 November 13, 2022