Daub's Law

A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast at our current understandment of it.

"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.

by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021

first co-cousin-pibling-in-law

The child-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

grandnibling-in-law

1- Grandnibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's grandnibling.

My grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by KNN128 June 15, 2021

co-great-great-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's spouse.

My co-great-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

International Law

(VERB) A law stating one must complete 3 addition spins when they have reached their bottom line on a slot machine.

“I’m going to change games at $500 but as per International Law i must go 3 below”

by Tech Man Rob March 24, 2024

Huynh law

Anything that falls under the Huynh law would become correct effective immediately. Benjamin Huynh has the ability to change the rules or facts of anything based on the Huynh law.

Benjamin Huynh: Hey bro did you know i now own Darian's entire house
Guy 1: No you dont dumbass how can you own it
Benjamin Huynh: I invoked the Huynh law so i own it.

by throbbing blood tube November 6, 2021

Law of Dammit

When you get or do something and a better alternative reveals it self shortly after.

Guy 1: "I brought home this brunette last night, but once we got to my place her hotter blonde friend sexted me to come over"

Guy 2: " The Law of Dammitmy friend"

by Oceanmotionpotion July 7, 2014