A bum puff is when you take either a PVC pipe, a toilet role, or any form of cylinder with an opening at each end. You place this cylinder partly into your ass, thus shitting through the pipe whilst playing the Thomas The Tank engine theme.
by Sajion July 15, 2015
a particularly sick individual who is not satisfide with the usual five finger shuffle, and feels it nessecary to penertrate his own rectum with 1,2 or even three fingers whilst beating one off, adding to his own miss guided feeling of sexual gratification.
by franklin B wankface May 21, 2006
Boy : I broke up with my girlfriend
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!
by mrtroller977 October 31, 2011
dave: dude i went down on this girl i met at the bar last night
gerald: good times?
dave: no way when i came up i realised i had something in my teeth..
gerald: what was it?
dave: a chewy black bum spider.
gerald: good times?
dave: no way when i came up i realised i had something in my teeth..
gerald: what was it?
dave: a chewy black bum spider.
by munkybutt March 15, 2008
by Punani Bumscratch June 22, 2008
When someone doesn't have the same point of view as you, you use this saying. Usually used in a sarcastic tone.
by x_Lucie September 11, 2006
by Zion’sbde August 02, 2019