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4 hair

He has only 4 hair. In regional language he is known as "Naalu Mudi".. Smartest Cutest Funniest guy you'll ever meet..
Person 1: Hey 4 hair.

Person 2: Wow you too know "Naalu Mudi"?
by 4hair November 23, 2021
mugGet the 4 hairmug.

scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
by jesus burrito April 15, 2009
mugGet the scrambled egg hairmug.

Hair in the cream.

When there’s hair in the cream.
by Hairinthecream October 8, 2020
mugGet the Hair in the cream.mug.

hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
by parkca01 October 4, 2013
mugGet the hair of the jogmug.

Rail Hair

when you come back from getting railed and your hair is super staticky and messed up
Prince: Afterward she had the worst case of rail hair
by crazy ape186 May 5, 2023
mugGet the Rail Hairmug.

jesus hair

A man with long hair, especially below shoulder length.
Wayne and Garth have jesus hair.
by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025
mugGet the jesus hairmug.

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.
When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.
by lilboogieface September 21, 2025
mugGet the Blonde Hair Rapper Theorymug.

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