fresh water whales

Fat people trying to swim in a pool.

Fresh water whales can't play basketball in water or land.

by john dogood December 1, 2014

water ski enema

When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end.

I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days.

My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.

by really dontcare October 25, 2015

Water Bottle Big

When describing to another female the size of her partners penis without using numbers.

Like oh my God Kelly it was like water bottle big.

by jbelasi January 25, 2016

Human Water Hose

When you shove a garden hose up your ass and put that fucker on jet, then hope for the best

I’m so close to committing human water hose right now!

by Mikeox big November 29, 2019

Albanian Water Buffalo

When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.

Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.

by Will the kyle December 9, 2019

Brown lemon water

Chop the end off a lemon then insert Into the rectum with the chopped end facing out. Tighten and relax the nipper valve till the adequate amount of brown lemon water is added to your favourite soft drink.

'what did you put in my Fanta dude, it tasted tangy?'

'ohh that... I just added some brown lemon water, nothing to worry about'

by LtKush August 2, 2019

Underwater areas for water

A Sea Cave in which beans live and dwell until they evolve into humans

So you know those underwater areas for water they are filled with beans and stuff

by Lucid-bean882 January 16, 2020