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Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.
“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”
by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025
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September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.
Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day
by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025
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E/S Mad Swan Bloods (MSB)

Also known as Byrd Gang (VSOP), one of the most active Blood sets on the East Side. Main cliques: 77th, 79th, 80th, and 84th. Allied with IFGB & CPFGB. Longstanding beefs with ECC, 73GC (an eastside gang), and 73HC (also an eastside gang) — some of the deadliest in L.A. history.
“Aye blood, them E/S Mad Swan Bloods (MSB) don’t play on bloods! — if it’s up, it’s stuck.”—LA locals
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025
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Mad jacker’s syndrome

A guy or gal that is addicted to masturbation especially while on meth.
David had ‘mad jacker’s syndrome’ and almost went blind, but he’s recovered now!
by Papi_chulo_OG November 14, 2025
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Mad deli

Aye cam yo hair look mad deli

Damn Bru Ik
by Jxntfhul_ December 9, 2025
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Rizzlatte of madness

🜂 Rizzlatte of Madness – Prototype Formula
Ingredients:
1 shot freshly brewed espresso
cup homemade horchata (or quality store-bought)
1–1 tsp mad honey (start small—this is your sacred key)
cup ice
Optional: pinch of cinnamon or cardamom
Splash of whole milk or oat milk for creaminess
Method:
Brew the espresso and let it cool slightly.
In a blender, add horchata, espresso, ice, mad honey, and optional spices.
Blend until smooth and frothy.
Pour into a chilled glass. Garnish with a cinnamon stick or a tiny drizzle of honey.
Sip slowly. Reflect. Document any visions—or recipe tweaks.
⚠️ Warning: Mad honey is not a casual ingredient. Respect the dosage, and never go back for seconds on a whim. Let the gods come to you.
Have you heard of the rizzlatte of madness?
by Biantaikaazomon December 28, 2025
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Mad Geeked

2 meanings:
1: Incredibly Excited
2. Incredibly High
Person 1: Im mad geeked man
Person 2: Im so fucking mad geeked man
by anonymous January 14, 2025
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