Dear Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Dear God" or "Dear Lord".

Dear Universe, we need to leave!

Dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.

Dear Universe, wtf is happening?!

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

Oh, dear Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing " Oh, Dear God" or "Oh, Dear Lord".

Oh, dear Universe, we need to leave!

Oh, dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.

Oh, dear Universe, wtf is happening?!

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

Universe forbid

The atheist/agnostic/non-religious way of expressing "God forbid".

Universe forbid we forget to file our taxes..

We will understand these concepts. Universe forbid anything bad happens.

Universe forbid we get a raise... *eye roll*!!!

by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023

Thank the Universe it's Friday

An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".

Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!

Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!

I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!

by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023

Universe Damnit

A non-religious and atheist/agnostic-appropriate of expressing "God Damnit".

Universe Damnit! Wtf is happening? Don't you dare tell me that!

you are hot af, universe damnit! bs!

by LingDanc803 September 27, 2023

Steven Universe

The world's most elaborate 'Your mom' joke

Person 1: Have you seen Steven Universe?
Person 2: Yeah I just got up to the episode about his mom
Person 1: You're gonna have to be more specific

by Porky Fish October 4, 2023

Her Universe

A vagina. (Usually used in a romantic setting)

"I am obsessed with her universe"
"His universe is very nice"
"They sent me dirty pics of their universe"

by I'm-having-fun December 2, 2020