A person who consistently floods your news feed with their facebook actions. ie Writing on walls, taking quizes, updating their status every minute.
Guy 1: Man did you see the joke I had in my Facebook status? it was hilarious!
Guy 2: Sorry man Selena was going crazy with that Facebook Overdose (FOD). she was FODing and I wasn't able to see any other peoples actions sorry.
Guy 1: Fuck you.
Guy 2: Sorry man Selena was going crazy with that Facebook Overdose (FOD). she was FODing and I wasn't able to see any other peoples actions sorry.
Guy 1: Fuck you.
by ACH4 August 18, 2009
Get the Facebook Overdose (FOD)mug. Dude A: Dude, Jennifer isn't as hot as you told me she is!
Dude B: Dude, that was totally a Facebook rip-off.
Dude B: Dude, that was totally a Facebook rip-off.
by Maxi J October 7, 2010
Get the Facebook rip-offmug. when a facebook friend posts frequently enough that they come up your news feed, but since they come up on your news feed facebook thinks you want to see everything they post, therefore causing a spamming of said friends posts and resulting in involuntary facebook stalking.
person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!
by movement37 September 11, 2011
Get the involuntary facebook stalkingmug. Commenting about facebook on facebook, or when a group of people are having a discussion in a comment thread, and someone comments with, "This is the best/worst comment thread!"
Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.
Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck yea, I made waffles this morning. And took a picture.
Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.
Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.
Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!
Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.
Worthless William: Best comment thread ever
Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show
Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.
Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.
Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!
Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.
Worthless William: Best comment thread ever
Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show
by Ticktok December 28, 2012
Get the Breaking the Facebook wallmug. After friends have a nasty fall out or a BF/GF break up and they race to comment or like a mutual friend's pictures/posts on facebook before each other in an effort to 'claim' the mutual friend and have them on their side of the break up/fall out.
Fuck, my bitch ex was Marking Facebook Territory on Sarah's profile picture before I could like the picture, now I can't comment or like Sarah's picture!
by SethStreeter October 9, 2011
Get the Marking Facebook Territorymug. Facebook Bloat Syndrome (FbBS) was coined on 3/29/2011 and refers to the problem that 90% of Facebookers have: A friends list that is at least over 200 people which you only interact with maybe 10 of them. It's easy to friend people, look at their pictures and be done with it. Removing "friends" is easier than friending them but is rarely used.
Jack: I have a giant e-penis because I have 700 friends.
Jill: How many of those 700 have you interacted with over the last 6 weeks?
Jack: 2
Jill: I see you are suffering from a severe case of Facebook Bloat Syndrome.
Jill: How many of those 700 have you interacted with over the last 6 weeks?
Jack: 2
Jill: I see you are suffering from a severe case of Facebook Bloat Syndrome.
by BoatGoy April 15, 2011
Get the Facebook Bloat Syndromemug. When you're about to talk to someone on Facebook Chat and right when you click their name, they immediately go offline.
Usually this happens due to Facebook's shit chat system or on the rare occasion, the said friend had mind reading powers and read your mind and then purposely logged off on time just to be a dick.
Usually this happens due to Facebook's shit chat system or on the rare occasion, the said friend had mind reading powers and read your mind and then purposely logged off on time just to be a dick.
"Hey Geoff, did you finally get the nerves to talk to Sally on Facebook?"
"Yeah, but when I clicked her name she went offline."
"Curse you, Facebook Chat Tease!"
"Yeah, but when I clicked her name she went offline."
"Curse you, Facebook Chat Tease!"
by awesomeasianguy August 23, 2011
Get the Facebook Chat Teasemug.