National suck dick day

National suck dick day is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure (July 9th)

National suck dick day: give some head all day

by James Miller 024 July 5, 2019

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life sucks take drugs

recommended motto for life.

Like when your friend dies you could say "life sucks take drugs"

by rumii May 2, 2018

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Men & Women, this event applies whenever you choose. today? yes. tomorrow? yes. every day of the week? yes. every day of the month? yes. every god damn day of the fuckin year? hellllll yeaahhh! your welcome, thank me later.

Hey babe, guess what today is?
what?
It’s National Suck a titty Day biiiiitch!!
helllll yeaahh

by nationalsuckatittyday March 26, 2019

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National Suck A Chode Day

National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.

Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"

by HappyDICKS10075 July 6, 2017

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Like a pig sucking a straw

The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina

"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"

by Psycho Jeff January 26, 2020

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