“straight”

when you pretend to be straight but you are actually fucking your best friend

I shop at American Eagle.. I am SO “straight”

No, it’s okay that we’re making out , I’m “straight”

by butterscotch24687531 March 8, 2020

A straight faggot

A heterosexual person who has homosextual tendencies.

Hayden why are you acting like a straight faggot

by Dr.tevoooool March 8, 2020

That's Pretty Straight

Beacuse people saying "that's pretty gay" is offensive and just annoying so, my fellow lgbtqqiaap people let's create "That's pretty straight"

Idiot homophobe: That's pretty gay dude.
Awesome member of the lgbt+ community: WeLl ThAt'S pReTtY sTrAiGhT dUdE!

by HamShaBam March 19, 2020

Straight

Something that all parents want there kids to be

Kid:mom I'm gay

Mom:oh I'm glad you happy

Kid:no mom I like women not men

Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.

by Fuckkk133 April 29, 2020

Straight Fuck

When two straight dudes fuck

Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."

Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"

by Brosketti May 5, 2020

straight head

When a song is so good that the sensation of listening to it is the equivalent to receiving head. A term usually used by horny eboys

Person 1: hey did you hear that new gunna album?

Person 2: yeah its aight

Person 1: Damn, i thought it was straight head

by Enrone May 22, 2020

Straight head

When a man asks another man for head. But they’re wearing Socks

“He just asked me for straight head!!!!”

*panic*

by Hellokittyemobitch July 19, 2020