Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.
Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!
by June 07, 2022
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retard cake

the more exaggerated term for cake ( cake: referring to the size of someones fat ass )
or if the retarded kid has a nice ass.
yo Asad look over there that special kid got got some mad "retard cake"
by SenpaiSofu December 17, 2019
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altecme nigger retard

a person who is a dumb nigger and sghould hang themself
Hey wil has been using lots of anal sex tactics

jack; He must be a altecme nigger retard
by brenboi December 02, 2023
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Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.
"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
by null793 August 17, 2015
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Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.
by theSeth May 22, 2019
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retards remorse

Narccistic assholes that for no apparent reason whatsoever spit the dummy like a spoilt 2 year old brat laughing a talking to themselves whilst walking away Only to come back a couple hours later crying and apologizing repeatedly for forgiveness .
Crying and apologizing again , he's got retards remorse ....
by Moggledok September 30, 2022
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Creatively Retarded

When someone is creative in a wrong way. An example would be when some one complicates a simple task, another word for Kafkaesque.
Markus is creatively retarded as he made a crane to pick up a coin.
by Creatively Retarded May 22, 2020
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