potato

a potato is god if you not like potato you wil suffer

al hail to the potato

by bollenvis March 27, 2024

Potato

Noun
A person who spends all time inside watching YouTube while being an ambivert.
They have a weird ass sense of humour and they don't have sleep paralysis.
And they have a diet of fried chicken only while being skinny af.

"*insert name*is such a potato"

by Catoil May 14, 2022

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 28, 2019

Cunt potato

A stupid/obnoxious person | A vagina tumor

She kicked me in the leg what a cunt potato.
Went to the doctors today and found out i have a cunt potato.

by Cuntpotato420 February 22, 2017

potato head

someone who is very stupid and has no common sense

my friend was a potato head when he washed his hands with sulfuric acid

by TheUrbanGod1 March 04, 2020

Potato head

Sucking cock with a mouth full of mashed potatoes.

She/he/it was so freaky she gave me Potato head

by Sindee Throatstar February 27, 2021