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Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

Vet Brain= Vet-Tard

Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021
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Bell Brain

A brain so small that when you shake their head you can hear the brain bouncing off the sides of the skull
The stupid bell brain got punched so hard I could hear his brain echoing inside his head
by darrrrrrrrrr December 17, 2020
mugGet the Bell Brainmug.

TikTok brain

"TikTok brain" is a colloquial term describing the characteristic short attention span exhibited by individuals, particularly of the latest generation, influenced by the rapid and concise content consumption prevalent on platforms like TikTok.

This term highlights the tendency to engage in brief, attention-grabbing activities and a reduced capacity for sustained focus or prolonged attention.
"I noticed my little sister's TikTok brain kicking in during our movie night – she couldn't sit through a film without checking her phone every few minutes."

"His TikTok brain kicked in during the lecture; after just a few minutes, he started scrolling through his phone, unable to focus on the speaker for an extended period."
by QueenAlthea November 29, 2023
mugGet the TikTok brainmug.

Brain dragger

Someone who revels in accomplishing nothing, at great mental expense. An argument that goes nowhere, save for numbing the mind of those who hear it.
by GoneJuan September 5, 2022
mugGet the Brain draggermug.

No brain

A person who gains personality traits from others, or does what another person likes. Without giving the thought of doing what they like or being themselves
You’re a NO BRAIN
by Kittyeater444 November 6, 2023
mugGet the No brainmug.

brain ding

Gets no bitches
loves coding
fatherless
fatty
by fghjbv cfghnb February 24, 2022
mugGet the brain dingmug.

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