Choc block

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020

k and block

to respond to a rude, insensitive or just plain annoying text with a "k" then proceed to block that persons number.

he asked me to fuck and I hit him with the "k and block"

by Big Daddy D 69 May 18, 2016

Jew Block

When Jews block you from spreading the thruth about their Khazar Edomite heritage and plans for world domination.

I was talking about the Khazar Talmudists the other day and one of their minions didn't like it, so I got a Jew Block. They won't let me post again.

by WhyzGuy April 7, 2019

clock block

The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.

Sorry mate I coudnt reply to your BBM because I had clock block

by BBMessy January 1, 2012

Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.

"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."

by The woodstoners August 23, 2016

block blast

fun game that le sunshine probably plays, it is also a good game for Jameso B. the 3rd becuase he is very smart.
block blast. Leborn is also the goat and I like him.

I like to eat block blast becuase is big

by Casper the leborn James November 19, 2024

Cock block

My step father

He is a huge cock block

by Blank nightie December 2, 2024