Muffin

Known to most as a term of endearment, but really an awesome insult actually meaning vagina or pussy. Commonly used by a woman to insult her boyfriend in public when he's being a douche.

Boyfriend: Fuck! I hate shopping with you and your friends!

Girlfriend: Aw, muffin, it'll be okay.

by annabeller August 30, 2010

Queef Muffin

A term of endearment from a loving son to his wonderful mother

Mother: Goodnight, son
Son: I will see you tomorrow, Queef Muffin

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Muffining

The act of removing the "T-tops" from one's 1982 Firebird so that once you were done eating the muffin top one could allegedly toss the bottom of the muffin at an unsuspecting pedestrian. Remembering to asking them "want some muffin" knowing damn well they do not want a 30 mph muffin to the torso.

Hey drive me to Market Basket so we go can muffining on the way.

by protijy July 2, 2018

Muffin Freak

A muffin freak is someone obsessed with muffins .

Shawn Mendes is well known for being the muffin freak since he loves muffins so much . Shawn Mendes is called the muffin freak by his fans who know his true love with muffins !

by Muffin Freak Mendes February 14, 2018

Muffin

Slang used in drill songs referring to head

Song EOS-YAGI B X SET DA TREND X DOUGIE
“Go out keem got hit in his muffin”

by urbandictionarydrill January 9, 2024

Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces

"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023