act a monkey

To act up inappropriately in a situation.

I got to work today and couldn't get anything done cause they act a monkey up in here.

by Blended 1 January 7, 2014

Busted monkey

A tore up va-jay-jay.

Gena has a busted monkey.

by Nikkilicious85 August 16, 2016

Trench Monkey

Term given to underpaid, and over qualified archaeological field technicians who work in Cultural Resource Management.

I spent the last eight months as a trench monkey.

by SFArchaeologist December 3, 2015

monkey beard

A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.

I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.

by Steve Zodiac April 12, 2012

Monkey Speak

Black man talk in a rhythmic fashion. I.E rapping.

Dammit boy, turn off that goddam Monkey Speak!

by Pedro Jay July 4, 2011

Monkey Cymbals

the moment before somebody something stupid. Although it may look like their thinking their actually is a monkey playing cymbals and occasionally doing back flips where their brain should be.

Yo Jag, the monkey cymbals are playing again.

Guaranteed a laugh because Monkey Cymbals is here.

by DerbyCymbals July 6, 2011

monkey puncher

A way to describe a sexual partner that, during the act of coitus or anal, the penis is inserted into the orifice with more force than is normally applied, usually someone who does this frequently. This usually refers to the one inserting the penis, but this can be applied to the one who is getting the penis inserted into themselves should they mount it with extra force.

Derived from punching the monkey, since this is the name of the act itself.

Honey, you're a monkey puncher if I ever saw one. You don't need to assault the balls just because you're getting down and dirty! Ease up on it, okay, you gotta go more softly!

by 9kirby99 January 18, 2019