March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling

Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

march 32

there is not in fact a march 32

you: hey its march 32

person: no its not

by lily your mum March 16, 2022

March 6th

National Edge Your Straight Friend With A Girlfriend Day

You: Yo bro, you know what day it is?
veiny ahh dih friend: yeah homeboy its March 6th😈😈

by SkibidiGooner62 March 1, 2025

March 16th

A day where you have to send your boyfriend/girlfriend a picture of you in a bra or in a bra with something covering it.

Hey dont forget to send me a bra picture!
Wait why?
Cause its march 16th.

by Theonlybigdrandy March 16, 2025

march 7th

The most funny and kind people are born on march 7th, also you parents had sex in June.

Oh look! it march 7th, happy birthday!

by gay rat boy December 15, 2021

29 March

National give your bf head and have sex in the shower day

bf: it’s 29 march
gf: and? what about it?
bf: let’s take a shower then
gf: ohhhh it’s that day

by Tomisatwat March 12, 2024

March 10th

National ask a person with an A in they’re name out day❤️

Person B: so like…wanna go out?
Person A: YES OFC ITS MARCH 10th

by Literallyalegend💋 March 8, 2025