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Jake Deveau

angry *ss kid that thinks that they are funny but in reality his comedy is UNfunny. Assaults childs and laughs with other child then to realise that the other child isnt laughing, then assaults kid again to try to be relevant and funny, doesnt work, he is stuck in this constent loop. remember, if somebody isnt funny, you dont have to laugh.
Kid: Hey Jake tell a joke
Jake: Hehe, bomb goes off and kills childs, LOOLLLL
Kid: ....ha
Jake: kill all furries
Kid: not funny Jake, didnt laugh
Loop repeates it self
I dont want to be a Jake Deveau
by MinisterOfSugma May 9, 2022
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ma-jake

the power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces, while simultaneously being name Jake.
His longing touch was ma-jake.
by Teefirst May 9, 2022
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jake

this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.

he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).

um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
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Jake Paul

Click bait, literally just clickbait
Money too lol
Also if you watch him you need to go to the hospital
Person 1: Hey bro
Person 2: Wassup
Person 1: What's your favorite youtuber?|
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1: 💀
by fdsokjgdfjkpgcdslkç May 11, 2022
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Jake Schneiderman

The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.

Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds

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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"
by CheeseNoodles4562 May 13, 2022
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Jake Hanson

Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!
by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021
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Jake Paul

Somebody who thinks he can box but doesn't want to fight real boxers
Person: who's your favorite boxer kid
Kid:Jake paul
Person:💥💥💥💥💥💥🔫
Kid:😵
by Bo beisty December 31, 2021
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