Jake

The most perfect man in the world.

I have a crush on Jake...

by iZoulsone November 21, 2021

Jake

A gay pedo

Jake; I liike kkids

by JJAKEEEEE December 9, 2023

Jake grabowski

A slight red neck despite not being southern. A complete fucking dickwad, openly closeted racist, uses the n-word hard r without joking, doesn’t actually hate blacks, really hate Jews

Dude, uganwae got really upset about what Jake grabowski said earlier

Eh it’s fine. It’s not like he’s a Jew or anything

by Sebby_memez January 27, 2019

Jake

Jake is a kid who isn't the smartest, but he is great at taking a joke, and seems to have many girlfriends who go to a different school or church.

Me: Jake is dumb
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

by donny12345? July 29, 2022

Jake

No

Jake/What

by Magine smd February 16, 2021

Jakeing Out

When your love for food has you zoning out.

Dude #1: *Thinking about food*
Dude #2: Hey dude, why are you staring off into the distance.
Dude #1: sorry dude, I was jakeing out...

by Timbenjamo April 23, 2018

Jake

An extremely intelligent, sexy, thicc, hot, round booties man. Did I mention his dick is huge

I wish I was Jake because he’s fucking gorgeous

by Amasinb March 9, 2020