Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Rules Of The Internet

#63 has been reassigned!
#Rule 63: The proposition that it is possible to find genderswapped versions of every fictional character, especially as fan arts on the internet.

Rules Of The Internet: Bowsette applies to rule 63

by 18thAngel September 27, 2018

Thats just the internet

The thing that people say when a fellow person on the internet is just trying to live their lives.

Girl: Why is everyone so mean to me? I didnt join social media for this!
Me: Thats just the internet, better get used to it

by fantomiscool February 19, 2020

Rule 101 of the internet

Rule 101: All rules of the internet must be followed, no questions

Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,

by Papa Ronin July 19, 2020

Zero G internet

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book

Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.

by Gakkuri August 23, 2020

the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it

Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep

by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020

The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet

Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online

by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021