Beef Burrito

The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.

Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.

Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.

by ImJustVeryRetarded July 25, 2016

Beef

To beef:

To let out an unexpectedly loud fart that kind of burns when coming out that smells like raw beef.

"Ayo! It's rank as fuck in here! Who BEEFED?"

by Lowkey tired as fuck November 4, 2025

Beef Snake

Long snake like turd derived of the home cooked variety

He just dropped a serious beef snake after all that dinner he ate!

by Lambeau1002 January 1, 2022

Rainy Day Roast Beef

When it is raining and you take a roast beef sandwich and drip the juice into yo girls pussy and then drink it out of her.

"Milenna loves a rainy day roast beef"

by roastbeefer October 30, 2023

beef in the freezer

The act of putting ice cubes in that box then putting your dick in.

Marla wanted to get kinky last night so I convinced her to let me put my beef in the freezer.

by momma123 July 6, 2016

Beef Schliszim

The act of eating beef or any product from a cow in an unexpected way or place.

John was eating beef in India that was a total Beef schliszim he pulled.

by Beef Schliszim June 11, 2018

Beef

Air coming out of the nipples of a woman.

Aka a breast queef. "I saw a girl breast feeding the other day, and her child began to choke because the woman beef-ed."

by Instigator8 December 13, 2010