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no u

The most divine comeback to anything, this pair of words allows any user to annihilate their opponent. Anyone who crosses these words will die a horrible death, while the user will laugh at your stupidity
Guy 1: "You wanna know who I saw?"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Joe"
Guy 2: "Who's Joe?"
Guy 1: "JOE MOM GAY"
Guy 2: "no u"
Guy 1: "NANI? what is this feeling, my brain, its shrinking"
*Proceeds to die due to stupidity"
by wood fired pizza October 19, 2019
mugGet the no umug.

" " (U+3164)

. Blank, that is it .
" " (U+3164) is a blank filler code that is invisible, and can be used in places the space key can't. most places where you can name yourself you can't use just spaces, so this works for an invisible name or almost any other reason. if you are not able to use it in a place, put periods or another symbol on each side of the ' ' and it will usually work.
by ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ. May 6, 2021
mugGet the " " (U+3164)mug.

grogh u sev tsav

An Armenian expression of an outburst of anger or curse directed at an annoying or annoying person.
Grogh means "a writer" / u means "and" / sev tsav means "black pain"
- Hey, idiot!
- Grogh u sev tsav!!!
by grogh June 10, 2022
mugGet the grogh u sev tsavmug.

Y U DUMB? Elementary School

The name of the school in SML...
I just went to Y U DUMB? Elementary School - I give it one star because the teacher (Jackie Chu) is dumb
by PhoneGuyYT June 3, 2025
mugGet the Y U DUMB? Elementary Schoolmug.

No-U

RIGHT! I'M the solipsist! Isn't that weird? How I'M glue and everyone else is rubber so everything I say bounces right off them and sticks to me.

Hym "Really. With 100% accuracy. Everything I say. Watch: 'You're the greatest mind the world has ever seen!' "

A retard "No-U! You are!"

Hym "See!? It's every single thing I say! 'The sky is blue!' "

A retard "No, YOU'RE blue!"

Hym "You're being stalked and harassed perpetually!"

A retard "No, You're being stalked and harassed."

Hym "It's literally everything. And for what? Because 'I can't KNOW that the guy who promised you immortality in the form of an incest cult was lying so I need to show some epistemic humility!' Or 'I should feel more bad for women because they had to fuck guys they didn't want to instead of having to carry thing perpetually for the guy who fucked them and have their existence harvested out from underneath them?' Or, wait, because 'Retard shouldn't have to do the thing we want you to do.' It's fucking ridiculous.
You see it now, right? You see the thing you're actively doing to me why people are murdering your kids right? You're not going to get the guns. They need the guns to protect THEIR kids and are NEVER going to give them up. You're only option is to stop doing shit like this but you won't because it means you won't be able to have dominion over the lives of every person whose existence you're aware of! You won't be able to infest their lives like the fucking plague you are. Look at the balloon pop guy! By virtue of (simply) being aware of his existence, people took it upon themselves to claim dominion over his life and get his job taken away."

A retard "I wasn't me specifically though!"

Hym "Silence is violence, bitch. You don't actually believe any of the shit you say. You're not effect proponents of your own ideas."

A retard "No-U!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
mugGet the No-Umug.

U

Abreviation from "you".
by Pedo Files February 26, 2019
mugGet the Umug.

No u

The only 2 words that shouldn’t be used when trying to make a comeback to someone else’s statement about themselves.
I’m going to watch TV at 9:30.

No u!
by BadFinbarNation12 December 24, 2019
mugGet the No umug.

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