A flying horse back dancer

When she asks for sex and you walk in with a horse cock on your head wearing an elvis cosplay, she'll go wild

Me and my wife decided we are going to try a flying horse back dancer tonight

by Mr.goose69 April 8, 2021

Fly ketchup

when your ketchup makes a fart sound and a fly comes over to it because it thinks it will stink because fart.

Bob: *squeezes ketchup bottle*

Ketchup B: *farts*
Fly: oh boy a fart stinky
Bob: Dammit fly ketchup

by Sir Mr. Incognitus April 17, 2021

Flying Ghostpeppers

Wasps..

The person pointed up and screeched, "Bro those are some big ass flying ghostpeppers!!"

by BroCookedFetusIsSick April 18, 2021

No fly zone

Having a venereal disease

- sorry, can't have sex right now. I'm a no fly zone

by Uhfddvy May 22, 2021

pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.

A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

If i could fly

Sad song whose performers are Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles and Liam Payne. Album: Made in the A.M

X: whats your favorite song?
Me: if i could fly by 1d

by Gala Horan May 31, 2021

flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 19, 2021