laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023

bad egg

Someone who is a spy and is very spy.

"MrC0_ is a bad egg" -Holly XO

by Major Thot Patrol March 14, 2019

Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29

Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.

by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 27, 2024

Egg Blinker

When an individual hits a cart or pen but in an unusual way, you hit for 5 seconds, then 4, then 4, then 4, and 4 one more time, then hold for 8 seconds. It’s supposed to make you feel like there’s an egg in your lung.

“ bro did you see the new egg blinker challenge? “
“ dude, that egg blinker has my dying “

by FezTheFather May 17, 2025

Cream egg

This is when you are getting a blow job from a black person and you ejaculate in there mouth and slap there cheaks causing the cum explodes out of their mouth like opening a cream egg

Flowing cream
Cream egg

by Longshlond dom November 29, 2016

egg nandez

1. A bold person
2. A combination of an Egg and Nando's

1. "Why did egg nandez go bold?"
2. "Ew... egg nandez is wierd"

by FIFA20isBad June 15, 2021