Post shower energy

A surge of energy when you get out of the shower

I got this post shower energy flowing through me

by The energy guy December 31, 2019

Thirst post

A post that you use to show off ur body or how u look to get people attracted to you

“Did you see jennas thirst post she’s so hot!”

by Beenk-lolzz September 13, 2021

post-noob

Post-noobs are a broad type of internet personae that emerged from the noob movement of the 1990s and 2000s, in which internet users departed from the simplicity and traditionalism of noob culture to adopt a variety of avant-garde sensibilities and diverse influences. Inspired by noobs' energy and ethic but determined to break from noob cliches, artists experimented with various media sources, novel posting, reposting and production techniques, and ideas from art and politics, including critical theory, modernist art, cinema and literature.

I thought Jack was a noob like us, but i guess he thinks he's got something better in his little post-noob scene.. Oh well, i guess if you "used to be a noob" then you never really were.

by cortats pnc December 25, 2018

post race depression

The feeling after watching a Formula 1 or similar race

“Hey Lisa, did you watch the race?”

“Yes, I am sad now, I have post race depression,”

by Driver666 August 08, 2022

Post Wait

The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.

Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.

Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!

by kelsinatormg July 04, 2011

post topper

That person on social media that has to have the last post

That post topper stalked your page all day just to highjack it. She liked your post, commented on it, reposted it then liked and commented on everyone else's comments

by handlerzz July 25, 2015

The Post

The foretold social media (likely a video) post that will show the real beginning of the Apocalypse or WW3, likely a nuclear explosion.

The first post that reaches the internet about the Apocalypse in real time.

“Omg I thought this was The Post.”

by Stavka May 05, 2023