What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the Free From The Matrixmug. I fuck her she tell her friends, man I love some free promo(tells her friends about the good fuck), and I love a freak how though
by Chiefkeefperks April 22, 2022
Get the free promomug. by Нооdlum August 8, 2024
Get the Free Palestinemug. Just like da "too good to be true" situation, this term refers to some wonderful item/service dat you will supposedly receive for nothing, but which you should seriously wonder if that is actually "all there is to it", or if there is some hidden proviso involved.
Da Bible claims dat you will receive happiness and riches beyond belief if you "just believe", but it sounds to me just like a "too good to be free" deal. God makes you endure a life of excessive toil and misery and abstinence first, so what good is that??
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
Get the too good to be freemug. Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).
by MisAnthroPissed September 22, 2023
Get the Free Ballenmug. Term used by Westerners that doesn’t really work because Tibet was heavily invested in by the CCP and their previous government used to be a theocracy, and Tibet hasn’t protested since 2015.
by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
Get the Free Tibetmug. Bored of the opposite person in your relationship. Want someone else instead because got bored of your girlfriend. To break up.
Jake told his girlfriend he wanted to just be free and not have to deal with her, later she found out he went straight to another girl.
by Maddiison November 24, 2018
Get the Freemug.