The Dirty Noob

It's what you call someone who has lost a competition in accordance to hair length.

"HAHA! Woodward you are The Dirty Noob! I won!"

by The Clean Noob June 15, 2009

rippin' dirties

When you're out of weed and you're desperate, so you hit the bowl that's already beat several extra times.

Dude, I went on vacation with Sage last week and totally ran out of weed on day two. We spent the rest of the time rippin' dirties.

by Lorraine Veronica Spitzel October 23, 2009

Dirty Derouin

The act of ejaculating (cumming) in a girl's ear during a blow job.

Jeff: "I just gave this chick a Dirty Derouin"

Steve: "Ew, Gross"

by SkillzMcGruff December 2, 2009

Dirty Shmoo

Having ana sex with a fat chick in a bathtub full of dirty water.

I was butt-fucking this fat-ass ho in the tub last night. Nothing like a dirty shmoo to get you to bust a nut.

by Dr. F-Bomb January 4, 2011

Dirty squirreled

Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.

I think you just dirty squirreled my question.

by Rex Bippy January 12, 2011

Dirty Sanchode

Whilst performing doggy remove your stink chode and smear the girthy bell from ear to ear till you have achieved a thick line of stink loaf on the desired area.

Man 1 : "Hey dude how was last night?"

Man 2 : "Man the bitch was acting up so i gave her the dirty sanchode"

Man 1 : "Good call man, good call"

by Dog Jockey June 14, 2010

Dirty mug

1: Meaning to be an ugly person, often derived from the expression 'ugly fuck'.

2: Defined as a person who was raised in the country,
also called a 'redneck', 'white trash'.

john: "stop touchin' me ya dirty mug!"

by w4rs4w August 25, 2010