Straight husband

Straight husband.

His straight husband had always been with women until he met that gay boy

Straight husband by Mark Mac nish October 21, 2018

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Straight Bar

The opposite of a gaydar.

On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.

Straight Bar by CoolW October 24, 2018

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straight-edge

never got me through
one single night this cold

but you know how that goes

or maybe you just really don't

I was a loner until there were no friends left
Before someone offered me drugs, you know i was straight-edge
And everyone's quit until you offer them a cigarette

straight-edge by jesus tapdancing christ October 27, 2018

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straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.

That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.

straight cut dickhead by TopFrag December 29, 2018

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Straight deeope out there

To smash a coffee and go destroy a sesh at the jetties

Get Sykingggg! It's Straight deeope out there

Straight deeope out there by Thecitymayor February 13, 2019

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Straight

1. heterosexual

2. used to describe a person who does not participate in "dangerous" activity such as drugs, alchohol, sex or criminal activity. A good girl/guy.

3. to tell it straight - to tell the truth

4. see straight up
5. not gay
6. Literally Filip Taranek

Even the straightest of the straight are gay compared to Filip Taranek

Straight by RamboReloaded (FULL WHACK) March 7, 2019

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Straight

Even the straightest , manly man is gay compared to how straight Filip Taranek is

Straight by RamboReloaded (FULL WHACK) March 7, 2019

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