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October 22 

Say "yeet" in your bestfriends ear until they hate you XD
*October 22*
Me: *Yells YEET in my friends ear*

Him/Her: What the heck man I hate you.
October 22 by Vscokillers219 October 21, 2019

October 22 

Throw your shortest friend day.
Bro it’s October 22, let’s go
throw our shortest friend

October 22 

October 22 is national ear eating day.
Kid 1: It is October 22 today!
Kid 2: That means it is ear eating day! Let us chop up some ears!

October 24th 

on October 24th is it international blowjob and handjob day
Yo girl it's October 24th :girl: here we go again
October 24th by HVEDEMEL October 22, 2019

October 23 

October 23 is national funky chicken day. You can do a funky chicken dance without people making fun of you. Making fun of funky chicken dancing on funky chicken day is illegal and can result in a life sentence to jail.
“Bro, that dudes dancing so weirdly, it’s like he’s funky chicken dancing”

*funky chicken dancer hears*

Police: “I’m afraid that’s a life sentence my dude”

*funky chicken dancer just keeps dancing*

October 23 is the day my dudes
October 23 by BohemianRapCity October 22, 2019

October 25

Today is the national ask your best friend out day, no matter their sex or gender, you have to take out your best friend for a date, doesn’t mean you have to start dating. Your best friend deserves some respect and to be treated to a nice mean for dealing with all your BS over the past years.
Me: hey! You know what today is?
Bf: yeah. October 25 th?
Me: :/ ........It’s national ask your best friend out day, do you wanna go out?
Bff: yes ofc dummy! You owe me after all
October 25 by Erika ling October 22, 2019