Michael

Michael is emotionally under developed. Most likely caused by his obsessive over bearing mother. Do not hope you are his girl as Michael will never commit to a relationship, he gets off on women in tears and loves to keep them hanging on a line for years, eventually sending them crazy. Michael thinks women are for sex and for his benefit only. When he is bored he will get he is mum & dad to break it off so he can move on to a new woman without a care in the world. If you find a Michael RUN..

Is that baby sucking mummies boob still, it's 40.
It's such a Michael.

by Some Aussie Chick May 1, 2022

Philip Michael

Doesn't give a f*ck about your name's definition. Or you in general

Newest Trend: show us what means your name on Urban Dictionary!
Philip Michael: I don't give a f*ck.

by MarylouGB November 22, 2021

michael gallegos

Sexiest mothafucker alive. Enough said

That guys so attractive.
Of course he is hes a michael gallegos.

by Michael Gallegos March 8, 2017

brandon michael stovall

The absolute most impressive guy on Earth. also means crack head

I wish i could be Brandon Michael Stovall

by asldkfhadfo9iekjh February 27, 2017

Michael

Every michael is hot and has a cruch on a girl name miley 🤍🤍 he is just the luve of your life

A michael is hot

by Daddy1213888 November 8, 2020

Michael Hutchinson

The greatest goalie of all time, despite what all of the haters say!

Cole: "Who is the greatest goalie of all time?"

Warren: "Michael Hutchinson"

by BurgerBoy1 June 6, 2022

Michael

A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out

Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022