March 14

National make out with your girlfriend day !

(Boy)Hey wanna kiss
(Girl) yea it's march 14

by Hddudvdnsjxy March 13, 2022

Oeuf qui Marche

The main character in the fanfiction "Oeuf qui Marche's Request" by Xx_vestusindisguise_xX on AO3. As his name implies, he is an egg that walks. However he is more than that, he has a greasy rommate and was somehow able to befriend the fashionable god, Vestus. I've heard him best described as a "nasty Vestus simp"

Oeuf qui Marche ate a sandwich after that intense futboll session

by zestmaxxer75 June 16, 2023

29 March

National give your bf head and have sex in the shower day

bf: it’s 29 march
gf: and? what about it?
bf: let’s take a shower then
gf: ohhhh it’s that day

by Tomisatwat March 12, 2024

march 7th

The most funny and kind people are born on march 7th, also you parents had sex in June.

Oh look! it march 7th, happy birthday!

by gay rat boy December 15, 2021

Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!

Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

March 4th

the day the hottest people on the planet are born they just dont know it.

hey dude whens your birthday?
march 4th why?
ofc that's why your so hot

by HeartsForDawko March 8, 2023

March 12

March 12 the day of the gamers. The most cracked at gaming in your friend group gets to demand 1 small thing from their favorite person in the friend group.

"I won the gaming contest and yk is march 12" :insert wink emoji:

by Mooflin >:) March 11, 2022