March 26th

on march 26th it is @atsushinakapeema on tiktoks birthday! everyone make sure to wish him a happy birthday then.

oh wow, it’s march 26th? that means it’s atsushinakapeemas birthday!! i’m gonna go wish them a happy birthday!

by ewmmaa March 24, 2021

no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

March 3rd

March 3rd is national ugly ass sister day

March 3rd is such an annoying day

by March 3rd March 2, 2023

March 24th

Fucking slap Lewis austin in the ball sack to fucking oblivion because he’s a bitch all other march 24ths are irrelevant

March 24th is Lewis slap day march Lewis bitch slap cool dicklol lweis

by Lewis Austin March 24, 2022

march 19 2006

People who are born on march 19 2006 are the most awesome people in the world, they are superior and everyone wants to be them

"omg, you're born on March 19 2006, I want to be YOU!"

by Badddie_Babes November 23, 2021

March 10th

National ask a person with an A in they’re name out day❤️

Person B: so like…wanna go out?
Person A: YES OFC ITS MARCH 10th

by Literallyalegend💋 March 8, 2025

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020