An ice cream truck vendor, who refused to give up their route to someone else. Hence an actual war broke out.
In the ice cream wars, the vendors would run each off the road, and try to kill as many of their competitors as they could.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019
A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.
Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist
Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist
Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
by truthdefintion April 30, 2019
By all historical accounts, a war that began in 1350. It was a series of conflicts in Western Europe waged between the House of Plantagenet and its cadet House of Lancaster, the rulers of the Kingdom of England.
However, in contemporary social media (i.e. Youtube), it's become an internet gag used as a racial sterotype by the number 1350. 13/50. 13 % of American Americans are responsible for over (50%) of all crime.
However, in contemporary social media (i.e. Youtube), it's become an internet gag used as a racial sterotype by the number 1350. 13/50. 13 % of American Americans are responsible for over (50%) of all crime.
Some spoon : "F*** my car just got stolen. Yes, he was black. Don't say it."
Some nub : "Hundred Years War"
Spoon: "..the f*ck?"
Some nub : "Hundred Years War"
Spoon: "..the f*ck?"
by DripDune May 23, 2021
A combination of Great Britain and Japan to commit mass war crimes, as suggested by discord user KoreanBathSalts
by MonsoonOfTheWOD May 18, 2022
when a small group of people lock themselves inside a room with a handle of whiskey and finishes the whole thing
the rules are simple
1. finish all whiskey
2. nobody leaves till its all gone
3. pass the handle to the lef
the rules are simple
1. finish all whiskey
2. nobody leaves till its all gone
3. pass the handle to the lef
by bigwhisk2333 October 09, 2010
The act of depositing such a violent despicable defecation that the remnants left behind in the toilet bowl are best described as resembling the towns villages and hamlets that have succumbed to mortar fire artillery and other types of military activities that have taken place leaving nothing behind but scattered remains shrapnel and many ruined lives.
Rodney : Damn bro Lauren really destroyed my hallway bathroom, after I managed to meander through the foul stench all that was left was the smoking War-torn Bowl.
Jane : Maggie my husband did a wretched thing this morning.. he blew up our bathroom so bad I don't think I'll ever be able to sit on the toilet again knowing what took place in there, that War-Torn bowl will never be the same.
Jane : Maggie my husband did a wretched thing this morning.. he blew up our bathroom so bad I don't think I'll ever be able to sit on the toilet again knowing what took place in there, that War-Torn bowl will never be the same.
by Rybread93 January 15, 2025
A high-stakes, double-ended dildo game of dominance and propulsion where two consenting adults (or more, if you’ve got the gear and the gumption) engage in a mutual trust exercise that tests pelvic thrust strength, core stability, and friendship. Instead of pulling, the aim is to push — hard. When one partner power-thrusts backward on their end of the double-ended dildo, the force drives the other end deeper into their partner’s orifice of choice (traditionally anal, but other ports of entry are fair game depending on orientation and available lube).
“Last night Brad and I played reverse tug-o-war after a few too many edibles… I lost, and my soul left my body somewhere around thrust number four.”
by Watsthisthenslut May 30, 2025