A mythical figure, often found lurking near underpasses, abandoned lots, or your high school hangout spot, whose presence is heralded by the communal whisper, "Oh no, it's Crackhead Nick!"
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
Dude, we were smoking under the bridge when someone yelled, 'Heads up! Crackhead Nick!' My man tried to buy my last blunt and offered to bottle the meter maid for me. I just stared straight ahead until he left.
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Get the Big Saint Nick mug.When someone plays hooky from school for a couple days and ends up never coming back. This typically happens when someone fucking hates their school or the people there. It is like the equivalent of calling Lester to go off radar in GTA V.
Hey did you hear Sam wasn't at school the past week? I heard he's not coming back. He must be "Pulling a Nick".
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Get the Nick mug.Meme man that has curly fry hair and is funny, sweet, and caring about everyone. Especially James Mullen the third
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Get the nick coppersmith mug.1st meaning (Australian): To go somewhere quickly.
2nd meaning (British/Australian): To steal something.
2nd meaning (British/Australian): To steal something.
1:Ill be home late, gotta nick down to the store on my way home.
2:Yeah nah, someone nicked my bloody bike and i had to walk home.
2:Yeah nah, someone nicked my bloody bike and i had to walk home.
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