When one ejaculates in a dolphins blow hole, and the dolphin proceeds to eject the cum and water back into one’s face
by Beef832 February 4, 2022

When your favorite NFL, NBA, MLB and/or College Football teams get their shit kicked in all within a span of 3 days
Shelly: Y’all can’t discuss no sports with me Until the eagles or Ohio State lose
D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special
D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special
by D:eez Nuts October 19, 2022

Jerry: Whats up Specialized Edison
Your Mom: Thats not my name Jerry, we broke up 3 years ago, get over it.
Jerry: And thats why your half brothers sister was in special ed!
Your Mom: Thats not my name Jerry, we broke up 3 years ago, get over it.
Jerry: And thats why your half brothers sister was in special ed!
by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 16, 2021

What Gypsy Rose Blanchard gave her non abusive mother:manipulated a disabled man by lying to him and grooming him for 2+ years to end her mother so she could escape from fraud charges and get only the benefits of being promiscuous, fame and fortune. After giving her mom "the DeeDee special" she throw the disabled guy she conned under the bus and continued to act innocent but when that didn't go to her plan and she was arrested she then lied on her mother's name and disrespecting her to the fullest in hopes of being seen innocent and she sure did pull off her ultimate con.
Anyone who tries to expose Gypsy's truth is at risk to get the DeeDee Special, violently unalived to have wild sex acts happen near you in celebration while still warm and then have your name and reputation lied about to the point people will talk 💩 about you and say what was done to you was all deserved.... No one wants to get the DeeDee special.... The ultimate crime for selfish needs and people say the worst about you for eternity.
by Gypsy Rose 🌹 June 11, 2024

Why did you look this up? If you are depressed then talk about it.
Yes you are!!! You can do things that nobody can do!
Yes you are!!! You can do things that nobody can do!
kArEn: My kid is special!
Litterly the fattest kid on earth: Am i special?
KAreN: no, i tried to drown you, but the manager said milkshakes are for drinking only.
Litterly the fattest kid on earth: Am i special?
KAreN: no, i tried to drown you, but the manager said milkshakes are for drinking only.
by tobitaart June 9, 2020

"Eat it! EEEaaaat Iiiit!" screamed the crowd. The drunk in the Randall Cunningham jersey took the dare, got down on his hands and knees, and took an enormous bite of horse shit. Geno's Steaks added the Hot Philly Special to the menu the next day.
by The Mocker2 February 10, 2018

(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.
Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.
by RemyLinguist February 19, 2023
