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Dragon Land

A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.
Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"
by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016
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The Hungry Dragon

Is when a girl is inhaling smoke from a blunt/bong, and they blow the smoke through their nose while sucking their boyfriend’s dick.
Ben and Aryn are smoking in Ben’s Corvette and things were starting to get heated. Ben started to undo his pants and manages to get his boxers and jeans to below his knees. With the blunt in his hand, Ben passes it to Aryn. Before hitting the blunt, Aryn said:

“I call this The Hungry Dragon

Ben sits there confused as he watched Aryn take a giant hit of the blunt, then starts to give him head and then starts to blow smoke out of her nose. Ben couldn’t keep it in and busted all over Aryn’s face.
by Maleah Laylaneigh February 3, 2021
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Red Dragon

So we know what a white dragon. Well a red dragon is where a woman queefs with enough force to blast your throat with Grade A meat gravy, and it comes out your nose.
My boy Kyle just had his first Red Dragon...He just ain't been the same since.
by BunnyBrat June 10, 2020
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Dragon

the coolest online friend you’ll ever meet
Dragon? They’re so awesome.
by DefinitelyNotDragon March 1, 2021
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A Dragon In The Church

When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.
I went to the church yesterday and caught the priest giving the nun A Dragon In The Church
by YouAreBigSkitters December 22, 2020
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Lord Dragon Cock

A man named Jason Freeland whom has a Lord Dragon Cock. His cock has girth and is long. It roars, and breathes fire . It shoots super long , and says I am Lord Dragon Cock .
by Ultra Violet July 26, 2022
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Dragon Wheels

The Sweetest wheels you can put an a bicycle, Full race and Bombproof!
Those Dragon Wheels are SMOKIN"!
by The BMX Man February 5, 2010
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