A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

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Davidic Davititis

A chronic highly allergenic inflammatory condition caused by the return of latently infected nerve cells. Treatment within 48 hours of onset may limit the development of a persistent, severe pain (neuralgia)

Most people will become allergic after a single priming exposure to Davidic Davititis.

by JesterOthaPines December 9, 2019

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.9.David Crow's Biological Mother Inspired Angel Jose Robles' Accidents.9.

by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025

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David

imagine the Nutty Professor but white and will never get the girl

Bruhhh stop acting like david

by BatmanIsSimba March 2, 2022

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alek david fish

The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10

Alek David fish is the best man on earth.

by gulmworder August 28, 2022

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