Smurf Porn

The display of pornography featuring blue creatures usually performing gang bangs on a similar blue creature with blond hair. The term was first coined in the movie "Donnie Darko" by Ronald Fisher (played by Stuart Stone).

Jack: Hey there son, wanna watch a smurf getting smurfed in the smurf?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?

by Dada Smurf April 18, 2018

Closet porn

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn

Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."

by Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooop August 9, 2017

whale porn

The display of sexual intercourse between two fat mammals.

Waddup pal, I found some crazy whale porn gangbang, 3 obese niggers pounding a 500 lbs milf.

While whale watching we observed the penetration of a female humpback whale by the 9 feet penis of an male orca. Best life whale porn ever !

by MadPounder August 12, 2017

porn

When you watch a video online of people having sex.

dude, how do you get all that porn? on Xvideos, of course!

by Lilbitch August 21, 2017

son of porn

worth than old edition
no verbal problem

son of porn

by bondz97 June 6, 2018

pimple porn

When someone loves to watch pimples being popped. They get satisfied by watching zits, cysts,and any form of acne being expelled from the body.

John watched back to back pimple porn on YouTube.

by antisocial extrovert June 18, 2018

Porn

The type of video that helps you with your funtime

I watched porn as I jerked off

by ToastEDM June 25, 2018