Ride On Car

Ride on cars are the coolest fucking thing ever invented.
"Ride on cars are the coolest fucking thing ever invented."

-Huggbees
by 8Bit_Cat July 28, 2024
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Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.
I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.
by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021
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wagon ride

A ride on a wagon for carrying passengers as a transport for a journey or an adventure.
A ride on a child's wagon.
I like to go on a wagon ride.
by Ritacca February 18, 2023
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Chair Riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.
Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."
by Xit June 13, 2006
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Banana-Butt Rascal Ride

When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.
I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!
by ChiSeaPeaChi March 16, 2024
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Cow Riding Butt Fuck

This is the Female version of “Bull Riding Butt Fuck” in which you climb on top of a woman with a knot around targets nipples, and stick your penis into their Butthole or Vagina.
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon
“Shut up Lacy Stanley or I'm going to Cow Riding Butt Fuck you”
by Eansolo April 28, 2024
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you know it’s may 10th?”
“yeah?”
okay. it’s national ride your boyfriend day?
by khloe castillo May 10, 2024
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