Ninja

1) v. to run past someone and steal something of their's before they can notice

2) n. one who ninjas

3) n. An Asian person

1) That person just ninjad me!

2) That minja just robbed me!

3) That ninja just robbed me!

by ninjasmurf777 June 25, 2010

Ninja

The act of spying or checking up thoroughly on someone through their online profiles. E.g. Facebook, blogs

Hey do you suppose you can help me ninja on the girl we just met in the pantry?

I wonder what kind of topics she likes, maybe I should ninja her blog.

by lordknn November 26, 2010

Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014

ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.

Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"

by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011

ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.

Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!

by YubNub83 September 5, 2019

Ninja

When the n word is coming up in a song but the white friend has black friends around

im back on my drip, fuck that ninja, im back on my drip

by shitasspoopoo January 17, 2021

textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !

"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"

by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021