Jicky Muffin

My Dad, who was a very refined man, called an English Muffin a Jicky Muffin. Is that term still used in England just to be funny?

Let’s go to this new Diner and have some Jicky Muffins, my little Rag-a-Muffin.

by Charlotte D. June 11, 2022

Sus muffin

A person who is suspicious but in a cute way

Mike is my sus muffin

by Mike who’s cheese is hairy November 7, 2021

medow muffin

a person(s) who take a shit out in a field

you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"

by The Muffinator December 14, 2008

Muffin Buffer

An object, such as a vibrator, used by a woman or a man on a woman to masturbate with her with.

Ellen loves her 2 stroke muffin buffer.

by CallieMuffin May 23, 2018

Muffin Top

The fat bit that overflows over the top of your pants. Despite what the other definitions are trying to tell you, muffin tops are adorable, and if you have one: I love you.

*someone posts a pic of a chubby girl*
"She has a muffin top, very soft looking, would hug her."

by pplatonic February 14, 2022

Muffin

There is no explanation for this one. It is what it is

Muffin has arrived

by Da muffin July 22, 2020

Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish

The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.

by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020