March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling

Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

March 24

Apologise to Patrick's mum day.
I am sorry that that was inappropriate. Surprisingly that was the safest one to choose as people always make them really rude. Once again I am sorry.

March 24: I am sorry

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022

March 29

March 29 is the day when you show your crush this and they have to give you their number or social media so yall are able to talk and send memes to them :)

person 1: “Hey what day is today?”

person 2: “March 29, why?”
person 1: “HOLD UP, wheres *****”

by ~gay loser~ March 26, 2021

march 32

there is not in fact a march 32

you: hey its march 32

person: no its not

by lily your mum March 16, 2022

march 19th

national make out with your bf/gf day
on this day see how long you and your significant other can go for

-hey babe its march 19th, let see how long we can go

by brrrr hehe May 15, 2024

March 27

NATIONAL STEDDIE DAY

“Dude do you know its national steddie day?”
“Whats steddie day”
“March 27th duh”

by Steddiecollumn March 14, 2024

March 17th

National Slap a girl whos name starts with K's butt day

Hey Kayla it March 17th yk what that means

by Kayah's BF March 15, 2024