According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:
1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th
7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st
He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.
Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.
In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:
Ethan de la Cruz
1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th
7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st
He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.
Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.
In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:
Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
a dorm at the UofA full of skunk ass D-rated hoes. Specifically, they go by the names Rikki, Jess (major hoe), Holly, Hall girl, Olivia, Mia, etc. Not everyone is a hoe. The niggas in room 145 are sexy as the fuck. #true Even though all the bitches are virgins they are still hoes and will lick any dick that exist. stupid hoes. jess's sex life in this fuck ass dorm is horrendous. the nigga that fuck her said his shoulders hurt. what a pussy! she complained about it, but it's funny because she sucks at sex also. he live on the second floor. the pussy floor. #word
I WOULD NOT WANT TO LIVE IN PUEBLO LA CIENAGA BECAUSE I WOULD CATCH A DISEASE FROM ALL THE SKANK ASS, HERPIES ON DA MOUTH HOES.
by mARk the shittiest fucking RA December 08, 2014
When you do squats for 10 reps with 190kg with one breath. Usually someone is counting for you saying "FE, E, SAN, CE, DON".
by Treelos June 17, 2018
When your best friend falls in love with your boyfriend. And then sits on that for 6 effing months. And doesn't say anything about it. And flirts with him in public. And TELLS HIM TO STRIP FOR HER.
by thisisbikesexual December 02, 2017
It's the evolution of me cago en tus muertos and it miens "I shit over your dead parent's ass cracks"
If me cago en tus muertos is really offensive, imagine saying this in a public space... Everyone would kill you
Sometimes it can also be pronounced: me cago'n la raja de tos tus muertos
If me cago en tus muertos is really offensive, imagine saying this in a public space... Everyone would kill you
Sometimes it can also be pronounced: me cago'n la raja de tos tus muertos
Person 1: Work you stupid andaluz!
Person 2: Me cago en la raja de todos tus muertos!!! Trabaja tu!!!
Person 2: Me cago en la raja de todos tus muertos!!! Trabaja tu!!!
by mierdadevacauwu April 13, 2024
Mexican slang.
The literal translation means: Go to the dick.
The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).
The literal translation means: Go to the dick.
The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).
*a group of loud boisterous half butt naked American tourists enter a family restaurant in a Mexican beach on spring break*
How much for the tacos?
Haste a la verga…
How much for the tacos?
Haste a la verga…
by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024
One of Giuseppe Verdi's lesser-known operas in which various aristocrats squabble over minor issues.
Actually, I think dat da better-known opera is really a lot like "La Triviata", in dat it all appears to be about rich bugs' egos dat are overriding their common sense regarding fairly unimportant disputes dat likely could have been quite-easily resolved, and common ground sought and agreed upon, if everyone had just calmed down and stopped being such highfalutin swelled heads about everything.
by QuacksO January 26, 2023